that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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