We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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