i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is it because I queefed?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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