you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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