Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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