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would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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