Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
honey bunches of taint.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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