I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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