Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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