Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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