so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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