EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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