I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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