Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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