I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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