i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
it's great music for shaving your balls
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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