I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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