well I can't set my house on fire every night
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
