Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
