FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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