He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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