Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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