You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
