i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
