Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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