I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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