We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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