plz talk dirty to me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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