your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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