it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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