i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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