Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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