i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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