The maid of honor just puked.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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