I don't think brook has ever known best
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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