When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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