idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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