What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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