Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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