Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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