4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
it glows. i had to have it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Panties = found
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