Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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