Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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