my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
So squirting runs in the family.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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