I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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