if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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