I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so explain again why im purple
no
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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