dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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