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(323): View more from California

don't go home with that guy from jersey

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i know, not worth the blood test

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life

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(520): View more from Arizona

I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy

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(513): View more from Ohio

literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.

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(253): View more from Washington

at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after

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