yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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