What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i out mim tonsoeep
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