My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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