And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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