Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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