What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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