Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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