I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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