you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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