but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
