Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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