I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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