About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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