Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just invented taco cereal.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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